Been working on this new diet called ‘gym and starve yourself’… you know what, very effective at dropping weight, but you actually can’t control where...

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• Date: Mon 21 Oct 15:42

Today, I’m handing over the keys to Mike McDonald. He’s going to keep you up to speed with the top talents from around Europe. Jump in and let me know...

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• Date: Sat 19 Oct 17:58

Mesut Ozil is back in the news again, drawing attention to himself in an unflattering light, but making the same statement again… he ain’t going nowhe...

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• Date: Fri 18 Oct 16:53

I am so BORED. Yep, I’m one of those children this week. Someone tap me out of international week. What a waste of fucking time. The fact a team as ‘o...

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• Date: Wed 16 Oct 23:14

I am noise sensitive. Not in the miserable sense, but if I can hear the detailed undertakings of mouth and saliva mechanics, it does something to me. ...

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• Date: Mon 14 Oct 15:45

A real lack of news out in the woods of Footballdom today. Things are so dull, I bought a FIFA20, and actually played it. So many buttons to learn. I ...

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• Date: Sat 12 Oct 17:59

Good morning my darlings, a very short post from me today because I have NOTHING to write about. The hot news that has the comments section in a flust...

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• Date: Thu 10 Oct 16:50

This is serious people. We need to chat. I think Arsenal internet has taken things too far. Mustafi was asked if he was the second-worst defender in t...

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• Date: Wed 09 Oct 15:44

‘Move bitch, get off the plane, get off the plane bitch, get off the plane’ Was humming this as an old lady struggled to pull her heavy bag out of the...

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• Date: Tue 08 Oct 08:58

I was going to write you out a Monday morning banger, then I realized we have two weeks until the next game… bad times ahead. For blogging, it’s Dry J...

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• Date: Mon 07 Oct 09:21

We won. We’re 3rd, 1 point behind Manchester City. This should be a joyous occasion, but it’s not. The table is a liar, she did it to us last season a...

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• Date: Sun 06 Oct 17:12

Unai Emery has started taking press conferences to the same levels Arsene Wenger did towards the end, they’re almost not worth paying attention to. We...

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• Date: Sun 06 Oct 00:40

Thursday nights are party nights. Unai Emery has turned a pub level competition into a feast for the eyes. He’s taken Wenger’s post-2004 model for the...

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• Date: Fri 04 Oct 08:59

First on the agenda today. Jonathan Walters, a paragon of footballing virtue, has forced me into retracting my view on Granit Xhaka. I can criticise t...

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• Date: Wed 02 Oct 15:43

I watched the Arsenal game in New Orleans in a great bar call Finn McCool’s. I am very hungover right now. So bear with me kids. We’re now into Octobe...

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• Date: Tue 01 Oct 14:58

Absolutely huge game today. Two fallen giants of the game trying desperately to claw back some sort of relevance for their fans. United struggle for g...

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• Date: Mon 30 Sep 14:57

Well good morning. ALLEGEDLY, all is not well over at Spurs. I have sourced expert information from Twitter nobodies that suggests the Spurs camp is g...

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• Date: Sun 29 Sep 09:19

He did it, he totally did it. Unai Emery finally bit down on the bullet he’s been hiding from for 3 months and made Granit Xhaka his captain. What a j...

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• Date: Fri 27 Sep 16:05

GOOOOOOD EBENING. Late one for the folks back in the UK today. Maybe it’s nearly beer o’clock? Well, have I got product news for you… I am working on ...

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• Date: Thu 26 Sep 16:27

Unai Emery needed a performance, he wasn’t going to care where it came from, even if it was against a team in the Championship. Boy did he land one… f...

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• Date: Wed 25 Sep 09:21

Oh come on people, I’m starting Monday morning on a HIGH. Arsenal turned around a one goal deficit twice against Aston Villa with 10 men. You can’t kn...

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• Date: Mon 23 Sep 09:19

Good morning and welcome to another Sunday edition of Le Grove. Watford’s ‘new manager kick’ didn’t last beyond a single game. Manchester City absolut...

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• Date: Sun 22 Sep 08:12